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On the Cover of the 2008 Portland Gay & Lesbian Community Yellow Pages
As seen in Portland Monthly Magazine December 2007 Portland Monthly Magazine November 2007 Seattle Metropolitan Magazine November 2007
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Poison Waters is one of
Portland's Media Darlings!
| Poison Waters is spreading her "Poisonality" around the world with these fabulous Youtube videos. Check them out here!! Poison stars in a television commercial for LivePDX! Poison Hosts Seattle's Project Red Dress Poison stars in the No Fish, Go Fish Commercial
Go to magmypic.com to create your own magazine cover!!
Ladies in Red..and the People Who Love Them
Last Friday Macy's www.macys.com and Seattle Metropolitan Magazine www.seattlemetmag.com sponsored an event like no other. Emceed by the flamboyant Poison Waters, it was called Project Red Dress and it was an evening of fashion and fun to benefit the American Heart Association's Go Red for Women Movement. www.goredforwomen.org ![]() Mel and I attended. It was a bit of a stretch for Mel because he at first thought he was going to a "fashion show" which ..yes..he was...but it was way more than that. It was a wake up call for women to be aware that heart disease is not just for men. Being the good sport that he is, he went with me. My mom and dad died of heart attacks. My mom was never screened properly back in the 90's. So, for me, this was very close to my heart. Mel understood. We went, we saw, and it was an event like no other.
Take a moment to think of the women you love and GO RED.
Special report from Imperial Coronation 2008
San Francisco Bay Area Reporter by Donna Sachet
Imperial Coronation Weekend began last Thursday with the In-Town Show and Awards at Encore in the Polk neighborhood. Emcees Keith and Gladys Bumps kept things rolling as the drinks flowed, the entertainment proceeded, and tongues wagged with speculation over the results of the previous Saturday's voting for Emperor and Empress. Friday began with a reception at Marlena's honoring the monarchs celebrating anniversaries of their reigns, followed by the Out-of-Town Show at the host hotel, Holiday Inn Golden Gateway. This was the first chance for many to catch up with old friends, and a great opportunity to sample the broad range of talent within the International Court System. Afterwards, the bars in the Castro certainly knew that there were thirsty visitors in town. [Read the rest of the story here]
Kevin Cook a.k.a. Poison Waters as featured in the February 2008 issue of Portland Monthly Magazine. Click here for a PDF version of the story.
In October 2007, Portland’s favorite man in a dress joined Stacey Lynn every Friday for the So You Say Daily Poll at 5:20. Need advice? Who better than a drag queen to set ya straight?! After 20 years of entertaining audiences all over the country, Poison Waters is more than ready to offer her unsolicited opinion on the goings on in your lives! Never at a loss for words and always seeing the humor in any situation, you won’t want to miss what she (he?) thinks about EVERYTHING. (webmaster note - The Stacey Lynn Show ran until 2/7/08).
Girl About Town - Hey, Britney, what about your hair?By Pamela Sitt - Seattle Times columnist (excerpt) ..."THE WOMAN JUST likes to throw a party," says an editor at Seattle Metropolitan Magazine of her boss, publisher Nicole Vogel. Vogel, dressed in a white Rachel Roy gown, greeted guests at a packed bridal-themed luncheon at Hotel 1000 on April 5 to celebrate the July launch of Seattle Metropolitan Bride & Groom magazine. "It was tres elegant," reports a party guest. "We started on the terrace, drinking lemonade and champagne." Vogel's executive assistant, Kevin Cook, appeared at the party dressed in drag as his alter ego, Ms. Poison Waters, wearing a brilliant blue bridesmaid gown and enough costume jewelry to choke a horse. Of course. ... Girl About Town appears every Sunday in Northwest Life. Pamela Sitt: 206-464-2376 or psitt@seattletimes.com Copyright © 2007 The Seattle Times Company
Posted in
Wedding,
Bride & Groom Resources,
Events | Seattle Metropolitan Bride & Groom magazine invited me to a luncheon at the elegant, modern and distinctly urban Hotel 1000. Immediately I wondered why Seattle might want a second Nuptial publication. We already have Seattle Bride. The answer came minutes after stepping off the elevator into a sweet smelling foyer. I was enthusiastically greeted by Poison Waters herself, in her bright, don’t miss me for a moment, blue dress. Now would Seattle Bride have a drag queen host their gala? No doubt things are shaking up here in the NW, so who knows what tomorrow may bring for Seattle Bride. But today there’s Seattle Metropolitan Bride & Groom. Notice the G word. My husband, formerly my finance, was offended and surprised that so little was addressed to Grooms. He was a huge part of our wedding planning. SMB&G recognizes and encourages the Grooms involvement. Equally as (formerly) disappointing, I have submitted images from my numerous gay and lesbian weddings, never to be published in a bridal mag. SMB&G includes everyone’s nuptials in their scope, which should be taken for granted, for goodness sake! Seattle Metropolitan Magazine certainly did their
homework. Invited were some of my favorite wedding vendors.
Luly Yang,
John Gardner of
Aria Style, Coordinators Merry
Beth Turpin of
Aisle of View and Travis and Jesse
from
True Colors Events. Others I at least had the pleasure of
saying hello to: the ever helpful
Me Ra Koh and
Jeff
LaPlante,
Sharlane Chase, Grace and Hun of
GH Kim,
Michael Good, Katarina from
J Garner,
The Lulu
weddings gals, The
Junebug
weddings gals, the catering team at the elegant, waterfront
Woodmark
Hotel. If all of these quality Seattle wedding vendors sign
up with SMB&G, brides and grooms can be sure to find top wedding
professionals all in one publication. OK, that’s all for now. Ellie is
awake. It takes forever to create links so I have to stop right now!
At Steven Leider’s “tombstone” birthday party Monday night, neither the
humorous banter of Portland drag queen Poison Waters (resplendent in a
sparkly orange gown and feather boa), nor the excitement over winning
bingo prizes, nor the chance to raise money for local organizations
supportive of the gay community could
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| grey raincoat: Gap | |
| black-and-grey striped Alfani sweater: "I don a
uniform of black and grey in the winter months. There are so many events right after work, it's easy to appear 'dressed up' while in my signature black." | |
| black Kenneth Cole slacks: "I bought every color and
pattern at a recent sale when Macy's took over our downtown Meier & Frank store." | |
| black Cole Haan shoes: "Today I'm in one of my many
pairs of black. Who needs so many? I do!" | |
| Argyle socks: "I found the missing mate to this
favorite argyle pair this morning in my underwear drawer." | |
| Umbrella: "It's my best accessory." |
Gossip Should Have No Friends
PILLOW FIGHTS, WINS While urban pillow fights have
struck around the world Portland experienced the soft, fluffy
phenomenon for the first time last Friday in Pioneer Square.
About 200 down-warriors and another 200 onlookers (including 20
police officers who just hung out and watched) created a giant cloud
of feathers within the first few seconds of an event that lasted over
an hour. The fight was organized through an anonymous MySpace profile
and word of mouth (but our bets are on the merry pranksters of the
Portland Cacophony Society). It wasn't sanctioned by Pioneer
Courthouse Square Incorporated (the company that books events at the
space), which had to call in a special crew to get the ankle-deep
feathers removed after the battle ended. Scoop swears some of the
pillow fighters helped clean up, too.
WORK IT "You got to get to me if you want to get to her," says Kevin Cook, a.k.a. Poison Waters. One of P-town's most popular female impersonators, Cook is leaving his position as the Special Event Associate for Cascade AIDS Project (after only four months) to become the executive assistant to peripatetic Portland Monthly publisher Nicole Vogel. "I've asked that they put me on the masthead as the official drag queen of Portland Monthly," says Cook, 37. Don't expect Cook to hang up his ball gowns for his new day job, though. He'll still be performing at Darcelle XV on Friday and Saturday nights.
Just Out - November 18, 2005
Poison Waters
Joins CAP
After working for 12 years with the state Department of
Environmental Quality, Kevin Cook, aka Poison Waters, has accepted a new
position with Cascade AIDS Project’s development department, reporting to
special events manager Roma Peyser.
“As you can imagine, it’s tough to leave such a comfortable and secure
experience, but this new position is such a great fit for my personality,
experience and skills as well as the personal desire to continuously grow
and challenge myself,” he said. “It’s crazy and genius all at once, and I
couldn’t be more thrilled!”
The job began as special events assistant and morphed into special events
development associate. Duties include fund raising, soliciting and event
planning—all major aspects of Cook’s 17 years of community involvement,
including his 10 years as a member of the board and planning committee for
Peacock in the Park.
Performance listings for the week of Wednesday, August 3 thru Tuesday, August 9. STAGE BY Johanna Droubay, CLASSICAL MUSIC BY James Bash, DANCE BY Johanna Droubay 243-2122.
Faust. Us. (Version 2.0)
[NEW REVIEW, CLOSES SATURDAY] Why in hell-or in heaven or especially on earth-can't there be more theater like this? Director Matthew Zrebski has struck gold a second time with this supercharged remount of local playwright Joseph Fisher's Faust parody. Set to sexy original music, and at lightning fast pace, Satan (Neal Starbird), Michael the Archangel (April Magnusson), Tom Moorman the atheist (as himself!) and Becky Sue the fairy princess (Julie Starbird) vie for the soul of virtual reality inventor Faust (Patrick Wohlmut). The role of God is played by a different guest star every night. (The evening I visited, Darcelle's drag queen Poison Waters- "the prettiest lord we've ever had"-donned an enormous feathered Kentucky Derby hat to play the part.) This time around the cast welcomes three newbies-Wohlmut, Melissa Kaiser, and Camille Cettina-and there's a hilarious new bit in which a couple of angels conduct a demographics poll. (Be prepared to fess up if you take it up the ass.) Bravo, Stark Raving, for burning up another tepid summer theater season. JOHANNA DROUBAY. Stark Raving Theatre at CoHo Theatre, 2257 NW Raleigh St., 232-7072. 8 pm Thursday-Saturday. Closes Aug. 6. $10-$20. Thursdays are "pay what you can."
Friday, December 03, 2004
The Oregonian - Richard Wattenberg Special to The
Oregonian
"PAGEANT": This fun-filled musical entertainment is more than a glitzy drag show: It's a devilishly playful send-up of old-time, overproduced beauty contests. Conceived by Robert Longbottom, with book and lyrics by Bill Russell and Frank Kelly, and music by Albert Evans, this hilarious extravaganza parodies a world in which a woman's sole function is to look pretty for her man.
Six finalists -- Miss West Coast, Miss Deep South, Miss Great Plains, Miss Industrial Northeast, Miss Texas and Miss Bible Belt -- vie for the coveted honor of being chosen Miss Glamouresse, the official spokesgirl for a line of bizarrely tacky beauty products. Adding zest is the fact that "Pageant" is interactive: At each show different judges are selected from the audience, and a different winner is crowned.
Director Donald Horn keeps the energy high, and the company members all seem to have a blast. Kevin Cook (aka Poison Waters) as Miss Texas won on opening night, perhaps because of his rollicking Texas cowgirl-themed tap dance. Pepe Raphael (pictured) as the pursed-lipped, spicy Latina Miss Industrial Northeast, and Ammon Morris as the ever-spacey, New Age Miss West Coast were runners-up, but each of the six "girls" was something special. Rick Lewis was wonderfully cocky and cool as the Las-Vegas-style lounge singer Emcee. Bill Wells managed the musical direction and the keyboards with finesse, but perhaps most fun were Elizabeth Wright's outrageously garish costumes.
Continues 7:30 p.m. Thursdays, 8 p.m. Fridays-Saturdays and 5 p.m. Sundays through Dec. 23. Triangle Productions at Theater! Theatre!, 3430 S.E. Belmont St.; $17-$23, 503-239-5919, 224-8499 or www.tripro.org.
Give
tiaras a chance, film recommends
Pair’s drag-positive documentary
honors female impersonation
By
JILL SPITZNASS Issue date: Tue, Nov 9, 2004
The Tribune
... “We’re
exploring that interface between straight and gay, because Darcelle really
serves as a bridge between those groups. So the club is a segue, a little
peek into the gay community. In the film, Poison Waters (a local
drag entertainer) describes the performers as eye candy for straights, a
way for them to see that gays aren’t so scary.”...
Monday, November 01, 2004
Oregonian; Jonathan Nicholas
His production of "W" with a singing, dancing George Bush was so timely
Don Horn had a TV crew from Japan in the house Saturday to catch a
presidential two-step. Up next from Horn's Triangle Productions is
"Pageant," for which Pepe, of Bottle Blonde fame, will be wearing roller
skates, and drag monarch Poison Waters will be tap dancing. Will Miss
Great Plains flatten the pride of Texas? Or will Miss Bible belt her?
Click here to watch videos of a few recent performance of Poison Waters. (Please download the files to your own computer before viewing.)
| Old Devil Moon - Lilias White | |
| Left Outside Alone - Anastasia | |
| The Last Duet/Enough is Enough Medley Part I - Alice Ripley and Emily Skinner | |
| The Last Duet/Enough is Enough Medley Part II - Alice Ripley and Emily Skinner |

Out with It / The Goodfellas of Portland
Just Out
Friday, January 23, 2004
VOL.21 NO.6
The week of Jan. 26 history will be made in Portland. No Fish! Go Fish! -
that casual little dining establishment on Southeast Hawthorne Boulevard -
will premiere the first locally produced commercial starring a drag queen.
(Not that I have to tell you, but it's Poison Waters)...
BLACK BEAUTY
by Wendy Dyer
Published: Wednesday, March 12, 2003 in the Portland Observer
There aren't many African American men who can say they've never
experienced racism. There aren't many openly homosexual men who can say
they've never dealt with homophobia. But there is one - and he wears a
dress...
Valentines Day 2003 - Poison Waters judges the 94.7 KNRK Valentines Day letter contest February 14, 2003. (Audio files require a media player such as "Window Media" or "Real Player".)
| 94.7 KNRK Contest - Part I | |
| 94.7 KNRK Contest - Part II | |
| 94.7 KRNK Contest - Part III |
TIPPECANOE
AND TRANNIES, TOO
by Byron Beck
Published: Wednesday, January 15, 2003
...community. Now, I could really go for that. Just think of
it. Poison Waters and Darcelle could moderate a panel of local
queers...
STUFF THAT
STOCKING!
by Byron Beck
Published: Wednesday, December 18, 2002
...Transvestites Drip Happy: Drag Empress Poison Waters knows how to
raise money. Radiance knows how to make...
HELL ON
WHEELS!
by Byron Beck
Published: Wednesday, November 20, 2002
...Portland. Thank God at that juncture my co-hostess, Miss Poison
Waters, jumped on. Not only did our beloved Sterling Rose Empress...
MURMURS
Published: Wednesday, September, 2002
...the festival's party and was so smitten with the hostess, Empress
Poison Waters, that he "proposed marriage" to the popular drag...
In-depth look into the life of Poison Waters
by the authors of
www.mygayweb.com published in 2002.
STAND BY
YOUR HOMO
by Byron Beck
Published: Wednesday, June 19, 2002
...pm Mondays. Empress Week 2002 Poison Waters devotes an entire
week to her own fine self, June 23-29. Check...
COUNTRY
BEAR JAMMIE-BOREE!
by Byron Beck
Published: Wednesday, January 16, 2002
...Gender Bender Variety Show Poison Waters is your hostess for this
notorious, and no legendary, night...
MURMURS
Published: Wednesday, November 14, 2001
...stage names can get you in trouble. Just ask local drag queen
Poison Waters. A couple of weeks ago, Alyce Cornyn-Selby, a...
QUEER
FORCES
by Byron Beck
Published: Wednesday, October 17, 2001
...Rose Empress to replace the (always) Lovely Suzanne. I'm picking
Waters... and you should too. Vote at Darcelle XV's, 208 NW 3rd...
LET'S GET
PHYSICAL
by Byron Beck
Published: Wednesday, August 15, 2001
...get the ball out of my face... Hot August Nights Poison Waters is
heating things up for August. Not only is she hosting her...
MIX AND
MATCH
Poison Waters plays dress up with Hedwig in mind by Stephen
Blair
Issue date: 8/10/2001
KNOCK ON
WOOD
by Byron Beck
Published: Wednesday, May 30, 2001
...review. Once Jason joined in, that hostess with the moistness,
Poison Waters, started dragging the contestants' asses across the stage...
BIG TOWN,
LITTLE PEOPLE
by Byron Beck
Published: Wednesday, January 24, 2001
...every time you step outside the city limits. QUEER ABOUT TOWN
Poison Waters' Church of the Poison Mind continues this Sunday afternoon
at...
L'Mu
The Portland Spirit
Willamette Week
On Broadway Photography
Media photo from the 1997 Z100 Morning Zoo Starlight Parade Float which included drag queens Rene' Fontain, Madonna, DJ Dano, Poison Waters and Jasmine Summers
Cover of the Z100 CD which includes a track featuring Poison Waters.